Disability, not a mong!

I'm sure you've seen them in your local supermarket; there's no way to avoid them and you feel it necessary to move out of their way. Of course, I am talking about battery powered mobile chair users of a specific kind.
Let us, for the purpose, and conveyance, of my message, name these battery powered mobile chair users ‘mobile gits‘.

This is not a moan about the disabled; it is completely about mobile gits in supermarkets. You should take note that anyone can use a mobile chair in a supermarket; I can nip to my local superstore and pay £2 deposit for the funky use of a battery powered mobile machine, anyone can. Moreover, once someone has control of four wheels, and three separate one hundred meter stretches of pure polished tile, there is no stopping the bleeders.

Nevertheless, even speeding is not the nagging thing that makes me scratch my teeth.

Give me a go-cart and I’ll be off in a jiffy. I would love to speed along a three-hundred meter stretch of track; everyone would, I’m sure.

The anger-fuel, generously provided by mobile gits, is their actions. They appear to imply some acting on their seated position, using it to the maximum, feeding the red-faced anger of other people in the store. The annoying practice of driving really fast toward you, slowing as they near your position, blocking your passage down another isle by driving around your feet, slower than a sloth can climb a tree, before making off down another isle at break neck speed (only achievable by the Columbian Space Shittle - yeah, it’s not the NASA version, but the mobile git concraption, sorry, contraption) is one of the many potentially hazardous situations you are sure to find yourself in among the highways and runways of a superstore.

Mobile gits know exactly what they’re doing and it gets right on my t*ts!

The disabled, using mobile chairs, don’t annoy people.

That written… I think I’ve finished moaning.

Although, the other annoying thing about mobile gits is their need to hire a git machine when they haven’t a damned clue how to drive one, let alone perform a 7.68423 turn in a 5 meter wide isle. But, that’s another story.! However, it can be fun to watch from a distance.